![]() So what, exactly, is going on with Sweet Baby James Gorgeous and why does he love this house so much? Is he up to some Saul Goodman nonsense? Why did he buy a $6 million house in Puerto Rico seven months ago knowing he owed that much in taxes, and why would he refuse to sell it now that he needs the money? Is the body of his ex-wife buried behind it? Did he find the Ark of the Covenant in the backyard and is protecting all the Nazis he knows from getting their faces melted off? Is this just some boring money laundering scam that his wife inadvertently walked in on? She’s used to inadvertently walking in on him with three butt plugs in his chocolate starfish in their sex dungeon, not illegal property and money transfers. We later discover they have only owned this Puerto Rican house for seven months, and she thinks that he filed for divorce to prevent her from selling that house. Then she says he cut off her credit cards and is nowhere to be found. “They were all in Spanish, but fortunately our nanny was able to translate,” Noella says, which is the most Housewives thing I have ever heard, and I once listened to an all-Bravo adaptation of ’ Twas the Night Before Christmas. As Noella talks to the women about her money troubles, she says that “divorce isn’t on the table.” She comes up with a plan to sell their Puerto Rico house to cover the tax debts and they are back in the black, or is it back in the red? Which one means you don’t owe any money? I’ll say it’s back in the Seamless because once I pay off my credit-card bill each month, that is the first place I go hog wild.īefore any of this can happen, he serves her divorce papers sent from Puerto Rico. However, it is a problem when he seems reticent to pay it. What we know is that Noella’s husband, Sweet Baby Gorgeous, owes almost $6 million in back taxes and, to quote Karen Huger, you have to make a lot of money to owe that much money. We will assess the situation without passing final judgment on Noella because this whole thing seems bonkers regardless of who she is and how she is handling it. We’re in a tricky position because the grace period imposed by the Eileen Davidson Accords has not expired, and yet Noella is at the center of the episode. Instead, we get this, a bunch of warmed-over feuds and Noella’s man taking off in the middle of the night. ![]() ![]() ![]() How was this not filmed? How have we not seen this? How has Tony Kushner not turned this into a Pulitzer-winning two-hander about a delusional woman and the destruction of her marriage by a man who never cared about her and just wanted to go on more Spartan runs and fuck younger ladies who didn’t build basketball courts in the center of their homes? How is Lady Gaga not trying out a new accent just to play the Shannon character on Broadway? The Day of Truth sounds fucking amazing. #DAVID WEISS FLAT EARTH CONTACT PATCH#When Noella talks about her tax troubles as Shannon is getting the filler sucked out of her face so that her cheekbones, Shannon tells Noella that she and David had a “Day of Truth.” In the wake of his cheating, David, an adult Cabbage Patch Doll, had to tell Shannon the truth to all of the questions she wanted to ask. There is one tiny thing from this episode that I will be thinking about for the rest of my life. ![]()
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